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Corporate Sleaze: doesn’t get much sleazier than this

Broadcom Co-Founder Faces Conspiracy and Drug Charges -NYT

Federal officials unsealed one indictment Thursday alleging co-founder Henry T. Nicholas III of chip maker Broadcom Corp. spiked the drinks of technology executives and customer representatives with ecstasy and maintained a warehouse for ecstasy, cocaine and methamphetamine.

A second indictment unsealed Thursday accuses him of conspiracy, securities fraud and other violations relating to stock options backdating while he was CEO.

What others have to say about it:

Sex, Drugs, and Options Backdating –Portfolio

Juicy tidbits about from indictment of Broadcom founder –Boing Boing

Nicholas indictment also alleges prostitutes, mile-high drug use –LA Times

Corporate Sleaze: it’s never ending.

Shake-Up at French Bank After Trading Scandal

Once expected to succeed Mr. Bouton at the helm of the bank, Mr. Mustier was in charge of all investment banking and trading during the period that a trader, Jérôme Kerviel, accumulated 50 billion euros, or $77.7 billion, in unauthorized bets, which cost Société Générale 4.9 billion euros to unravel in January.

Wall Street’s Graveyard -Portfolio, found on Dealbreaker

Here’s a walk through Wall Street’s graveyard of once powerful banking names.

What’s Behind Wall Street’s Rift Over Fed?

…a rift has developed on Wall Street over whether access to funds from the Federal Reserve is worth the price of increased regulation. Lehman Brothers is reportedly willing to accept the regulation while Goldman Sachs is said to oppose it, and is willing to give up access to the new Fed facility if necessary.

Moody’s Implied Ratings Show MBIA, Ambac Turn to Junk

he team from Moody’s Analytics, which operates separately from Moody’s ratings division, uses credit-default swap prices as an alternative system of grading debt. These so-called implied ratings often differ significantly from Moody’s official grades.

The implied ratings frequently show that swap traders think debt is in more danger of defaulting than Moody’s credit ratings signify. And here’s the kicker: The swaps traders are usually right.

“When I first saw this product, my reaction was, `Goodness gracious, Moody’s has got a product that is basically publicizing where the market disagrees with Moody’s,”’ says David Munves, managing director for credit strategy research at Moody’s Analytics.

The title isn’t very fitting really, should be something more like Moody’s Comes Out of the Closet.

10 Years for Ex-Banker Convicted of Insider Trading

A former Credit Suisse investment banker convicted of insider trading was sentenced to 10 years in prison by a judge who said Wall Street professionals were failing to understand that it was a serious crime to cheat in the markets.

4 Bold Business Scams

4 Bold Business Scams (And Why They Failed Miserably) - mental_floss

Starting a legitimate business is hard, boring work. There’s paperwork to fill out, employees to hire, and all sorts of other drudgery, not to mention the biggest hurdle of all: providing a product or service for which customers are willing to pay. In all likelihood, it would be much easier to just stumble upon some clever scam to line your pockets. Or so it would seem. As many aspiring scam artists quickly learn, when a business scam fails, it tends to fail in rather grand fashion. Just ask any of these four teams of not-so-smooth operators.

Monkeynomics,what Spizter and monkeys have in common

Yep, Monkeys Like Porn Too

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Yet another seemingly human-like bit of monkey behavior: apparently monkeys are willing to pay for sex as well as trade juice for porn. That’s right, the world’s oldest profession has made inroads into the animal kingdom — Animal Behavior reported earlier this year that male macaques in Indonesia were known to trade grooming services for sex. The grooming was always done first, offered up as a kind of pre-sex ritual.

Also found:

Monkeys and humans are both irrational

Capuchins and humans are both more scared of losing than economics would suggest.

“Some of the most deeply ingrained economic behaviors turn out to be very, very ancient and hardwired parts of our decision-making processes,” said Yale economics professor and the study’s lead author, Keith Chen. “If I showed a string of capuchin monkey data to an economist, he couldn’t, with any statistical test, tell the difference between a capuchin monkey and your average American stock market investor.”

Not so great speculations

dalmore 5 Ways to Go Broke Getting Drunk

When does a shot of scotch cost $3,300? When the bottle’s going for $38,000 and hits $75,000 in a bidding war. Amazing Google capability: Enter ‘number of shots in a liter’ into Google Toolbar and before you hit enter AJAX serves up the answer of 22.5426817 shots, which would get an investor $72,600 in shots with a sip left over for themselves. But I suspect that bottle is going to stay on the shelf, or in the safe, the one behind the picture, for a very long time.

Betting on Volatility in Crocs

This just seems like a really bad idea. Like betting on stocks for the sake of the betting. Go to Vegas! You’ll have more fun, and people bring you drinks while your doing it, perhaps even $3,300 shots if that suits your fancy. Nicolas Cage’s character in Leaving Las Vegas would have lived a really long time at that price.

A White-Collar Sentence of 330 Years

Was it worth it? But the Dalmore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch Whisky was good while it lasted.

A federal judge sentenced 72-year-old Norman Schmidt last week to a mind-bending 330-year prison sentence after he was found guilty last May of a laundry list of conspiracy and fraud charges. Barring a scientific breakthrough in cryogenic technology, Schmidt will spend the rest of his days behind bars.

Some companies just shouldn’t go public

What the hell really happened to Crocs?

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This pretty much says it all:

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Harper’s gets it, why didn’t shareholders? In a word: greed.

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Spitzer Spritzer

MayflowerSouvenir Sales Climb After Spitzer

The hotel where then-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly had a tryst with a high-priced call girl has been doing a brisk business in souvenirs since news of the scandal broke last month.

At the Mayflower Hotel’s tiny gift shop, people have been snatching up merchandise with the Mayflower logo and the longtime catchphrase, “Washington’s Second Best Address.” Resident manager Joseph Cardone says sales have increased sharply since the scandal, which led to Spitzer’s resignation.

If you’re shoppin’ for a Spitzer souvineer of your own, we’ve got a doozy for you:

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Did Spitzer overpay?

The Escort Economy

Still, the thousands of dollars Spitzer spent for what many people believe is a low-triple-digit transaction at most was eye-popping. That’s because he wasn’t tangling with your run-of-the-mill streetwalker; he was participating in the high-end, room-service-style escort economy, a slice of the industry that allows customers to order in advance, pick from a number of menus, even pay with a credit card.

Trader Testosterone Study

The actual study is locked up in the vaults of academia, but here’s a few links.

Testosterone Levels Predict City Traders’ Profitability – Science Daily


Stock Market Winners Get Big Payoff–In Testosterone – Scientific American


Study: Testosterone Fuels Stock-Market Success – Fox News

Since few reporters and bloggers have actually been able to read this study insted relying upon the work of others, it’s not entirely clear what the results of the study are. The publicly published paraphrasing I’ve read only makes it clear that there may be some link between hormones and the decisions of traders. But it appears to be a tail chaser, with increased hormone levels impacting trading tactics and vice versa trading tactics and market conditions impacting hormone levels.


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Related articles:


Testosterone May Improve Mental Function – Science Daily


Trader says his boss made him take female hormones – BloggingStocks


VIDEO: Your Brain on Stress – LiveScience


Mere Thought of Money Makes People Selfish – LiveScience


Hormones affect men’s sense of fairplay – NewScientist


Money game reveals our inner Robin Hood – New Scientist


Victory turns mice into men – New Scientist (explains Rockies post-season winning streak)